Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Towanda Gets Interviewed

Tess offered up a chance to be interviewed, so here are her questions for yours truly (and my answers, of course!).

What's the most beautiful city you've ever visited, and why?

Wow, hmm. My gut response is Antigua, Guatemala, which still has much of its original Spanish colonial (as in, built by the original Spanish colonists) architecture, and what is newer is built in that same style. Bougainvillea bounds abundantly over the walls and other sorts of flora are equally bountiful. The city is small, you can walk to just about anywhere you'd want to go, and there are sweet little cafes where you can sit at a little table inside the hacienda walls but still outside, by the fountain, and have a café con leche and write. And yes, I know, it is a complexity in me to be anti-colonial and yet appreciate this architecture.

With that in mind what I also like is the presence of Maya folk, especially women, still in their traditional traje and going about town. That many are impoverished and are there selling their wares to tourists in order to feed their families is problematic, I know. However, I think their presence is also a reminder that as much as the colonists, the church, and later, the Guatemalan government have tried to wipe out the Maya through colonization, conversion, assimilation and genocide, THEY ARE STILL HERE. They are still here. The empire has not won.



What made you know it was right for you to seek ordination?

Honestly, it was because I couldn't imagine doing my work in the world any other way. And believe me, I tried to talk God out of it many, many times. Word and Table are integral pieces of my understanding of how I am called to do God's work of justice.


Do you think your passion for social justice is innate,
or was it triggered by something in particular?


Nature versus nurture? Great question. I know I have an innate concern for fairness, just ask my brothers. Maybe that's from being the oldest child? But I can also point to a specific event that initiated the whole rest of this journey that's been my life ever since. I wrote about this in in my seminary application (which you can read all of here):

My first experience of transformation, my first real sense of call, came when I was 16 years old. I was attending the 1986 Presbyterian Youth Triennium; One morning, the thousands of us gathered in the large auditorium for the plenary. After being introduced, a young woman, dressed simply, came out on to the stage, accompanied by a young man. Her name was Jean Peacock, and she began to speak of her work in Tucson, Arizona, as part of the Sanctuary movement.

I had never heard of such a thing. But I sat in rapt attention as she described the plight of Central Americans fleeing to the border, escaping brutality which at that point in my young life was new to me. She spoke of civil wars in El Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, of the campesinos fleeing death threats, massacres, torture, to the supposed refuge of the U.S., where they faced new struggles of entering the country illegally, traveling a new “Underground Railroad” throughout the U.S. and into Canada, to a tenuous safety. Few lucky ones were granted asylum, but strange it seemed, the U.S. officials did not believe the stories, and the vast majority were forced to live hidden lives.

When Jean introduced the young man with her, a former death squad member from El Salvador who had repented and fled the country, already my heart was pounding, and I could sense God speaking to me between the beats, urging me to listen in a way I had never listened before. What I was hearing was difficult – such tragedy, such violence, and the complicity of my own country – but I ached to know more. By the time he finished speaking, I knew that I was being called. I could not get their stories out of my head, nor my heart, nor my soul. While the kids around me were complaining that this had been a “downer” (and, interestingly, when I met Jean years later, she told me that she thought at the time that her speech had been unimpressive), I understood very clearly the voice that was now resounding in my heart: Pay attention: This is the life I am setting before you. Your life and work are going to be connected to Central America, in working for justice and for peace.


What is it about goats that makes them so lovable?

Mmm. There's this blend of intelligence and sweetness and how they just know and you can see that in their faces. I swear Arlo knows who I am, and he comes when I call and he nudges me and nibbles at me. He seems to know when I need more attention, a little more care. The first time I did evening chores all by myself, Arlo and his mama and his grandmama circled round me as I walked through the goat pens, as if showing the other goats I could be trusted.

Working with the goats has taught me that they will trust me if I treat them well -- talking to them gently, feeding them, scritching their foreheads. Trusting me doesn't always mean they behave, right Lori? But I also know that when they refuse to go to bed, that really doesn't have anything to do with me, and I just have to laugh at them 'cause they're goofy. Getting mad doesn't help. I don't have to do or be anything special, just show up and be kind.

Plus, they're just cute!! I mean, look at this face! Who wouldn't love this face??!!



If you could own any piece of baseball memorabilia in the world,
what would it be?


Anything? Really? Wow, hmm. How about one of the home plates that Jackie Robinson stole (I'm not even sure if one is extant, but I can dream)? George Brett's pine tar bat (man, that would make my brothers jealous)? A game ball from the 1985 World Series signed by all the Royals (we lived in Kansas then and followed them closely)? An original, mint condition, Ted Williams baseball card? Oh, Tess, don't get me started!


If you'd like to be interviewed by me, leave me a note in the comments!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Update: 25 Random Baseball Things

Well, I heard back from my dad about this post. He has some clarifications to offer:

#1 (my first ballgame) Your first game was Wrigley Field in 1971. We came up over the 4th of July weekend from Bloomington, Indiana, where we were spending the summer at IU. It was my last summer for course work there. The game was a complete sellout, with over 40,000 fans. There were fewer seats then and I think it was the largest crowd to date in the ballpark. You had just learned to walk and did not stay in your seat. We got lots of requests from standing room only's for your seat, but we never gave it away. We also came up to Chicago in the summer of 1969 over the 4th. It was our first visit to the city. Almost without a doubt you were conceived during that trip in a Howard Johnson's in Hammond, Indiana. We could not afford to stay in the city. The next summer we were again in the city for the 4th, having come up from Bloomington. We were driving up Lakeshore Drive and your Mom was nursing you. We noticed a school bus along side the car with the name of some retirement center on the side. It was filled with retired men and they were all taking a peek. The bus stayed steady beside us until we came to the Belmont exit, then they turned off because that is how one goes to Wrigley Field from there. I remember we then continued to the end of the Drive and wondered if we should go on up to see Evanston and Northwestern University. (I had been accepted there for graduate school but chose IU instead.) We decided we had seen enough, so Evanston could wait until some later time. Well....it arrived! (towanda notes: Daddy works in Evanston now)
#2 (my early baseball memories) Yes
#10 (the family baseball pantheon) Stan Musial also
#11 (my grandmother's threat) She meant it! (towanda notes: I was afraid of that!)
#17(metal bats being an abomination) Absolutely
And finally: According to your mother real baseball is played north and east of Saint Louis, in the daylight, on grass, and the PITCHER BATS.

So there you go!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

25 Random Baseball Things About Towanda

Loved this idea from ShysterBall.

1. I was trying to think what would be the first major league game I ever went to would be. I think I might have gone to a Cardinals or White Sox game as a baby when my folks were on vacation, but I'm not sure.

2. I do have vague memories of going to a Cardinals game when I was little, and also to see the Orioles on a trip to Baltimore/DC when I was 8.

3. I have been to the following ballparks (in my family we refuse to call them stadiums...you play ball in a PARK): Cardinals (pre-their new ballpark), Texas (also pre-new ballpark), Houston (Astrodome), Royals (love the fountains!), Wrigley, Comiskey (original), Baltimore (pre-Camden Yards), Rockies, Seattle. I have walked around outside of Jacobs Field while on a trip to the Church House in Cleveland, but they weren't playing...it was the playoffs, and they weren't in 'em. I've also been to minor league games in Portland, Louisville, Little Rock, and Ashville. I'd like to visit all the ballparks before I die.

4. The one and only time that my brothers and I were ever taken out of school (besides for illness or orthodontist appointments...) was to go to the Royals Worlds Series parade in 1985 (we were living in Kansas at the time). We gathered up ticker-tape, which I kept in a bag in my closet for years afterwards.

5. We had a fairly good-sized backyard in Kansas, and we would play ball out there, my brothers and I and any neighborhood kids who were around. The bigger of the two apple trees was second base. Sometimes we'd put the radio in the window when the Royals were playing and pretend we were them. I always thought the jingle "Royals Baseball: Go for the Action!" was better than "Royals Baseball: Something Special In the Air!" They sounded almost exactly the same, but the second one was just cheesy.

6. I used to be able to rattle off the whole lineup of the 1985ish Royals. I still remember some: Bret Saberhagen, Mark Gubizca, Frank White, Dan Quisenberry, George Brett, Willie Wilson, Amos Otis, Steve Balboni. My brothers will chide me for the ones I've forgotten.

7. I distinctly remember the Pine Tar Incident. We could not believe George Brett had been robbed! The next day, we were taking a family trip to somewhere (it may even have been Kansas City), and Mom read every bit of reporting on it out loud from the paper.

8. In spite of all these Royals memories, I am not a die-hard Royals fan...I do have a soft spot for them, though, and am loving that my neice is such a big fan (here she is running the bases at the Royals ballpark with my brother TBro):

9. My neice's favorite player is this guy. She LOOOOOVES him. The Royals' AA team plays where they live, see, and my brother has season tickets, good seats, close enough that Kila would toss balls and stuff to her all the time. TBro says he thought Kila got to where he'd recognize when my neice hollered his name. Pretty cool. We have a deal that when he starts playing regularly in KC (you can see he has just had a few ABs in the bigs), we will all meet there for a game.

10. Baseball is a family love, in case you hadn't noticed. The family pantheon is Ted Williams, George Brett, and Willie Mays. Mom and Dad went to a Cardinals game for their honeymoon.

11. yankeehating also runs deep in the family. My grandmother once threatened to throw me out of the car when I said I wanted to be a yankee fan. I was 7 or 8, maybe. I don't think she meant it...

12. My dad, brothers, and I have run a family baseball "pool" now for several years. We pick division winners, wildcards, pennant winners, and the World Series winner. The person running the pool then can add whatever other picks s/he likes, such as who will win the AL MVP and will Curt Schilling pitch this season or not. My mom is the judge in case of disputes. Which there are on occasion, such as the time TBro's category was "how many 'roid busts this year" (you had to guess a number), but then started counting any kind of drug bust. Exegete that I am, I had to call him on it.

13. The loser of the pool has to wear a yankee hat to a major/minor league ballpark the next season, and provide photographic evidence of such. Yours truly, last June:

That's right, I won't even show my face. The shame! Thankfully, I get to pass the hat off to SBro this year.

14. If you ever go to a ballgame with me, you should know I will want to get there as soon as the gates open to watch batting practice. As evidenced by above photo, at the Rockies ballpark, with Giants players in the background warming up.

15. We always eat peanuts (in the shell, half the fun is shelling them), in memory of my grandfather, who always shelled and ate peanuts at ballgames.

16. Last year for an assignment on embodied theology, I did a project on baseball. On my birthday, I had a bunch of friends over to watch the Rockies on TV. We ate ballpark food (including peanuts, of course!) and reflected periodically on the theological aspects of baseball. Some folks wrote their thoughts in a booklet which I had created, which I turned in with my own reflections, and a ziploc bag of peanuts for the prof. I made an A.

17. Metal bats are an abomination unto the Lord.

18. Remember those commercials, "chicks dig the long ball"? Not me. I love "small ball" -- good baserunning, steals, hustle. I think it's much more exciting. A home run should be a suprise, not just something you sit around waiting for, like the inevitable.

19. The closest I've gotten to a World Series game is a sports bar a few blocks from the Rockies ballpark, when they lost Game 4 to the Red Sox. The bar was full of Sox fans, including my friend JT. We walked back to the train through the crowds and by the ballpark, and I tried to imagine what was going on in the Red Sox locker room, not very far away from me at all.

20. BlueEyes has a friend who works for the Rockies, and I got to hold her NLCS ring. It's heavy! She gets us good tickets, too. Here's the view from the hand-operated scoreboard in right field, where she took my cielo and I on a tour last summer:

During BP, natch. And yes, I did get to change the score for a game!

21. A friend and I went to hang out at the D-Backs spring training in Tucson in 2000. We watched Matt Mantei and Randy Johnson take batting practice. Randy really is like a foot taller than everyone else. My cielo and I are going to Tucson next month and hope to catch a Rockies Srping Training game.

22. Astroturf is an abomination unto the Lord.

23. My mother thinks the DH is an abomination unto the Lord (as well as baseball played west of St. Louis), but I am a bit more ambivalent. I really enjoyed watching Edgar Martinez hit when we lived in Portland and the Mariners were on TV every day (except days off), and that wouldn't have happened without the DH. But the purist in me does believe that the pitcher should have to hit.

24. Annie Savoy's speech is just about the best thing ever:
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

25a. I believe that heaven will include lots and lots of ball fields, and endless games, and anyone can play. And there'll be choir practice between innings.

25b. Baseball heals. I believe this, too.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Almost Champions

What a fun night last night. In the semifinal game we were hot -- we won, 27-5! Only in softball do you see scores like that...yikes! And that was with the "only two home runs per game" rule. I went 3-4 in that game, and scored 2 runs. The game ended on with an outstanding catch in right-center that sent us all running for the outfield in celebration.

The championship game was a lot closer. It came down to the very very last inning. We were visitors, so the other team got the last at-bat. A hit, and three straight walks (the other team didn't even try to swing the bat) on some questionable ball-strike calls, and the other team won, 15-14. I went 1 for 3, with walk.

We felt good, though. We were down 5-0 in that game, then came from behind to take a 14-8 lead. Our defense was really good (in both games, actually) and we were holding them. But the ump's strike zone kept shrinking. I was catching both games, and I watched this happen. It was frustrating to see good pitches be called balls. Plus he was not consistent; our pitcher would drop one in on the corner of the zone, and one time it would be a strike, and another ball.

Well, anyway. Considering that the team only managed to win 1 during the fall season (and apparently got beat a lot over the summer before I joined them), that we got as far as we did and played as well as we did and nearly beat the best team -- we were really happy. And it was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed playing catcher, which I haven't done since 7th grade. And to play two back-to-back games felt like playing one nice, long game, which is how it should be. Co-ed softball is corrupted somewhat by having to play "on the clock" (which is an abomination unto the lord) and starting hitters off with a 1-1 count (which messes with the poetry of the game).

And on a final note, I now have not 1, but 2 lovely softball bruises. I got hit by thrown balls TWICE while running to first. In the first game I got hit in the back, near my right shoulder blade, on a throw from short. Then in the second game, I got hit in the, um, well, on my ass, on a throw from third. That one hurt like heck. I was surprised that one hurt more, considering there's a little more, er, padding there than on my back. They're both sore this morning, the one on my left cheek more so. The bruise there is lovely, a perfectly round imprint of the ball.

No, I will not be posting any pictures!

Awaiting spring training...

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Poetry Of The Day

Baseball as Etiquette
by Josephine Jacobsen

Baseball is etiquette made beautiful.
A quality pitch is fact, not rumor;
style is high. Do they say to the dangerous batter
who has walked, "Joe, take first?" Never, never.
The catcher, tall as fate, looms over,
his mammoth hand held high,
and the ball thunks his glove in perfect logic,
before the batter tosses his bat.
And when a batter trots back to triumphant home,
does he get his high-fives only from those
with whom he has a beer?
His worst enemy, if he has one,
is perfect in ritual; even in home glory
the pattern holds until the park
is emptied of the ball.
The famous three-movement, velocity, location—
are sacred and do not bow. When the dark takes the diamond
and the unforgiving brown circle of loneliness,
a covenant has been confirmed.



"Baseball as Etiquette" by Josephine Jacobsen, from Contents of a Minute. © Sarabande Books, 2008.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Poetry of the Day

Analysis of Baseball
by May Swenson

It's about
the ball,
the bat,
and the mitt.
Ball hits
bat, or it
hits mitt.
Bat doesn't
hit ball, bat
meets it.
Ball bounces
off bat, flies
air, or thuds
ground (dud)or it
fits mitt.

Bat waits
for ball
to mate.
Ball hates
to take bat's
bait. Ball
flirts, bat's
late, don't
keep the date.
Ball goes in
(thwack) to mitt,
and goes out
(thwack) back
to mitt.

Ball fits
mitt, but
not all
the time.
Sometimes
ball gets hit
(pow) when bat
meets it,
and sails
to a place
where mitt
has to quit
in disgrace.
That's about
the bases
loaded,
about 40,000
fans exploded.

It's about
the ball,
the bat,
the mitt,
the bases
and the fans.
It's done
on a diamond,
and for fun.
It's about
home, and it's
about run.


"Analysis of Baseball," by May Swenson, from The Complete Poems to Solve. © Macmillan Publishing Co.

Friday, April 4, 2008

And Yet More Baseball...

Assignment #1: Write a poem about Baseball and God

And on the ninth day, God
In His infinite playfulness
Grass green grass, sky blue sky,
Separated the infield from the outfield,
Formed a skin of clay, Assigned bases of safety
On cardinal points of the compass
Circling the mountain of deliverance,
Fashioned a wandering moon
From a horse, a string and a gum tree,
Tempered weapons of ash,
Made gloves from the golden skin of sacrificial bulls,
Set stars alight in the Milky Way,
Divided the descendants of Cain and Abel into contenders,
Declared time out, time in,
stepped back,
And thundered over all of
creation:
"Play ball!"

Philip E. Burnham, Jr. from Housekeeping: Poems Out of the
Ordinary. © Ibbetson Street Press, 2005. Via the Writer's
Almanac
.




Today is the home opener for the Rockies! I am on my way home from school to watch on TV (while studying Greek, of course). My friend BlueEyes will be at the game (lucky her) and is supposed to text me about all the fun she is having. I will be jealous, of course!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Blogging Game 3

Top of 3rd: Sox already up 3 -zip, scoring all in this inning, just got the 1st out. Crappity-crap. C'mon, boys, you can do better than this.

Top of 3rd, still: 2nd out, Manny thrown out at home. Yeeha, that feels good, with that whole "I'm safe" gesture of arrogance. Close call but I think the ump got it right. And what is with him tossing off his helmet like that? "Manny being Manny" is just asking to get spiked in the head one of these days.

Top of 3rd, still (sigh): two more runs score. On a hit by the pitcher, who's only had 4 at-bats this season. Are you kidding me? What happened to the dragon-slayer??

Top of 3rd, still still: Corey Sullivan misses a fly ball to center, another run scores. Why isn't one of our regular CF starters out there (Taveras, who would definitely have caught that ball, or Spilborghs)?? And out goes Fogg.

End of 3rd: FINALLY. I'm going back to writing my paper. Maybe when I next look up things will be better.

Top of 5th: Not so much.

Bottom of 5th: YORVIIIIITTTTT! Lead-off guy on, let's go, move the runner! Sullivan singles, all right, let's start something here!

End of 5th: &$^#%

Top of 6th: Finally, they get Ellsbury out; he was 3 for 3 already...3 up, 3 down, strikes out Big Papi. Can we carry forward that momentum?

Bottom 6th: Helton walks. Please God let us start something.

Bottom 6th, still: Atkins walks...crowd is getting loud. Dice-K is out, some guy named Lopez in for the sox. Hawpe up, he has really stunk it up this postseason but NOW HE GETS A BIG HIT! Helton scores from second! C'mon Yorviiiiiiittttt! Yes! Another run on another hit! Yorviiiiiiiitttt! Yorviiiiiiittttt!

All right, people, now you see why we get so excited about this team?

Lopez gone, Timlin in for the sox. Timlin does a big ol' nose swipe n' pick before coming in from the bullpen. Ew.

Aside: Is anyone else grossed out by these Orbitz commercials? And yet, their gum is remarkably refreshing.

Back to the action: A little warmer, and Spilborghs' long fly to the wall would be been long gone instead. Rookie Baker up...my one concern about Rockies hitting, all season long, is their penchant for swinging at the first pitch. My pastor/softball coach in Portland would be apoplectic. Work the pitchers more, guys!

Oh, freaky good catch by Lugo for the 3rd out. Crap. Otherwise we'd have another run.

All right, back to my paper. Oh wait, Mayor Hickenlooper is on the telly talking up how great Denver is. Right. It's his fault, we think, for the police violence and lengthy jail stays at the protest. Don't believe that smarmy smile. I wonder, is this commercial on nationally, or just here? Gotta love the talking animals on the Frontier commercials, though...

(telly...that's for you Tess, if you've gotten this far...if so, congratulations!).

OK, back to writing...

Or not: Top of 7th: Herges strikes out "Manny being Manny." Miraculously, Manny's helmet stays on despite the massive swing. Now Herges Ks Lowell. Sweet. And now Drew goes down on strikes. 3 Ks in a row. Now, how about we try scoring three times in a row in our half of the 7th!

Middle of 7th: And now, for the NOT singing of what should be sung, Take Me Out to the Ballgame. Not that "God Bless America" itself is so bad (although it's not that great, either, really); it's just WRONG. I blame the yankees for this abomination.

Sing it with me: And a one, and a two, and a three:
Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd,
Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack,
I don't care if I never get back.
So it's root, root, root for the ROCKIES,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's ONE, TWO, THREE strikes you're OUT
at the old ball game!

Let's score some runs!!

Aside: Did you know that this song, as it's originally written, is sung by a young woman trying to convince her boyfriend to take her to a ballgame? It's true!

Bottom of 7th: Now we're cooking. Matsui on with a bunt single.

I should point out that it's really hard to concentrate on writing this paper with the ballgame on...

Matsui goes...SAFE AT SECOND! All right, Tulo, live up to your rookie-of-the-year status. YES! First and third, no out. And down goes Timlin. Oh, it's Okajima coming in, with some defensive changes for the sox. Holliday up. Now would be a good time for a Coors Field classic, the bomb to the left field seats.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I TYPED THAT BEFORE HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!

I hollered so loud I scared the downstairs neighbors' dog. Sorry! Even better than left field, he knocked it over the centerfield wall!

Screw the paper, this is getting too good!!! Another hit, this time by Helton!

First out, Atkins goes down swinging. C'mon Hawpe, let's keep it going. Nope, he Ks again. And Yorvit grounds out. But we're only down by 1 run now!

Top of 8th: Nice play by Tulo. You know, every time I see that clip of Gibson hitting the homer, I can't believe it. Such an un-powerful swing, no strength in the legs -- he was hurt and you could tell -- little weight shift from back to front, just a slap with the arms. Looks like the swing that results in a dink single to right. And yet, it sailed over the fence. Baseball's a funny thing.

Anyway. Fuentes in now to pitch for the Rox. 1st guy down, Lugo walked, now Coco Crisp up. What a name for an adult man. Fuentes has such a strange arm motion, I don't know how the pitches get up there.

Ugh, single up the middle. Short enough that Lugo can only go to 2nd. Ellsbury up. Bloopy weird hit to right, that's Ellsbury's 4th hit...why did Hawpe slide? Could he have caught it standing up? The runners would have moved up a base but not have scored. sox score again. Pedroia to right with a double. Man, these two little guys Ellsbury and Pedroia are pretty good, I have to admit it. Now we're down by 4 runs instead of 1. Crappity-crap crap.

Fuentes is still in. That's nuts. The last three batters he's faced have walked and hit two big hits. What is Clint waiting for?? Usually he is quick with the hook.

Youkilis in for Big Papi, grounds out. "Manny being Manny" is up...popped up, "Holliday has an hour to get there," Joe Buck says, and Ramirez is out. No camera shot to see if he kept his helmet on or not.

Bottom of 8th: Del Carmen in to pitch for the sox. Spilborghs up. Spilborghs out, couldn't quite get that one foul. Taveras in the pitcher's spot, if he gets on he can be trouble because he's so speedy. No such luck.

Matsui's on with a single. Let's see if he can start something again like in the 7th.

Tulo walks, Holliday up...can it happen again? I'm afraid to watch.

Papelbon is coming in to pitch to Holliday, he with the scary game face (which is almost funny, really, like a 5-year old trying to look fierce...that video of him dancing a jig? WTF?).

Aside: When are they going to take that Roger Clemens ad off the airwaves? "Hey guys, I'm back...and I'm gonna suck! I'm gonna take millions of bucks and help the team not one bit!"

And it's a long fly ball from Holliday...caught. *$%^#@

Top of 9th: And we start off with a hit. Grr.

Why use up a pinch hitter if all he's gonna do is bunt? Cora was in for the pitcher; I guess AL pitchers don't know how to bunt.

Nobody's stolen 3rd base in the World Series since 1975? Did I read that right?

Fly ball, that'll score Lowell. $(*%^. @&#($*.

Typical Lugo, grounds to short. He looks so intense at the plate for being a generally sucky hitter (his season average barely cleared the Mendoza line at .237).

Aside: I don't quite get this Lowe's commercial. If you're supposed to be saving money, why is it just spilling out indiscriminately and uncontrollably from everywhere? Appliances spitting money tells me they waste money. Or is it just me overthinking it?

Bottom of 9th: Now Helton is wiping his nose. Must be the cold weather that's causing all the snot problems.

Out one.

Atkins has had a horrible series offensively: After this out, he's now batting .100. What happened to him? His season line was .301 average with 25 homers and 111 RBI, pretty good stuff. He has disappeared. No homers, no RBI.

It's up to Hawpe who, as I mentioned, has fairly stunk as well this series. His season line was .291 average, 29 homers, 116 RBI. The series? No homers, 1 RBI (tonight), batting .167.

Until now! A triple to the rightfield corner! Nice hit! With that hit his average jumps to .231.

C'mon, Yorvit!

It's not gonna happen. *$^#%

Sigh. My boys are down 3 games to none. Sheesh. At least their offense is waking up. Maybe by tomorrow night they'll have all the pieces back together. They'd better, or that's it.

Now let's see if I can finish the intro to that paper before I go to bed...

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Why Baseball Is God's Game

(Originally posted May, 2007).
Passed on to me... Milton might like it...
1. "The game of ball is glorious" – Walt Whitman.
2. Baseball is about coming home. The whole point of the game is to finish where you begin – home plate – and once you are home you are finally safe.
"In my beginning is my end…
Home is where one starts from…
In my end is my beginning."
(T. S. Eliot, "East Coker")
3. Its rudiments come from another world, i.e. England (!); its beginnings are shrouded in myth and legend (Abner Doubleday, "Casey at the Bat," etc.); and its origins are rural, its destiny urban, i.e. it began in a garden and ends in the urbs. And the Original Sin: the banning of black players.
4. Its believers are nourished on Word and Sacrament, viz. the umpire's shout, "Play ball!", and the pilgrim fare of Crackerjacks and soda, hotdogs and beer. And, amidst elaborate ritual, there is that numinous moment of stillness as the pitcher takes the sign, winds up, and delivers, and that most majestic of sounds – the crack of the bat (rubric: All stand).
5. It has its saints – e.g. Lou Gehrig (the Iron Horse) and Jackie Robinson (the first African-American player of the modern era) – and sinners – e.g. "Shoeless" Joe Jackson (who took a bribe) and Barry Bonds (who is alleged to have taken steroids). And there is the Great Satan: the New York Yankees.
6. It has its cathedrals – ballparks, awesome, hallowed grounds, the immediate playing area the "diamond" – and its Temple in Jerusalem, the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, New York – replete with relics!
7. It had a Reformation with a splinter church, viz. the advent of the American League – with, alas, its ultimate descent into the heresy of the "designated hitter"!
8. It has its Suffering Servant, viz. the Chicago Cubs, the "Cubbies," a team annually "like a sheep led to the slaughter" (and crucial to the game is the play called the "sacrifice"). But "Cub fans love the Cubs, warts and all, no questions asked. This quality is called faith" (Peter Glenbock).
9. Truly I tell you, whoever does not receive this game as a little child will never enter it (cf. Mark 10:15). Magically, baseball always brings out the child in you, and draws you back to your childhood, indeed makes your childhood present (anamnesis). And it is a tie that binds the generations, communio sanctorum.
10. Finally, baseball abounds in hope (cf. Romans 15:13): "Next year!" – and, indeed, past-redeeming eschatological promise: "If you build it, he will come" (Field of Dreams). Maranatha
I'd also add something about the sacred geometry and math of the ballfield itself...rounding the square, the infinity of the foul lines...90 plus 90 plus 90 plus 90 being 360, the number of degrees in a circle, and being divisble by 3, the sacred number of the trinity...9 lineup spots, 9 innings, which is 3 times 3, another sacred number...3 outs, 3 strikes (4 balls...umm, 3 +1 for grace?). God is everywhere in baseball.
Amen.

One Eye Opened, One Eye Closed

(Originally posted May, 2007).

One eye open, watching the Twins-White Sox, trying to finish a reflection paper, brain too tired to think or much to care.

One eye open: Johan Santana has a cute little butt-waggle right before he whips off a pitch. I love Torii Hunter, he of the great smile and the amazing center-fielding skills. He makes playing that tough ballpark look easy, and he doesn't even use stupid-looking red-tinted "sunglasses" either (Darin, you look like a fool. You're inside for God's sake. I don't care if the roof has glare, you just look silly).

My favorite play: A White Sox batter pops up foul down the left side behind 3rd base. Twins fielders rush towards the stands, even the camera pans over to the stands. Suddenly the catcher points up and to the right. The ball comes down and falls quietly into Santana's glove.

Santana is standing on the 2nd-base side of 3rd base...where the 3rd baseman would normally be if he hadn't been all the way to the stands. Heh.

One eye closed: And in the middle of all this I gave up writing and went to take a snuggly-nap on the couch with my cielo. It's a holiday after all, right?